Ways To Amuse Yourself In the Office...

...send emails that will absolutely make someone question your mental state.

I sent this one to my boss today:

XXXXXX:

I was considering emailing the March monthly media update to the staff, rather than print out 50 copies like I have in the past. Someone mistakenly referred to me as a “tree killer” after I printed out last month’s update. However, I can assure you I’m no hippie tree-hugger. I just thought, given the current economic conditions, it would be wise to refrain from mass printing. And if I save a few trees in the process, I can take solace in knowing that I just increased my chances of making it to Heaven.

Let me know what you think.

Anthony

If only the trees knew what I did for them today.